garykoelling

"The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

"There are several recognizable types of humorous activity. There is parody, when you make fun of people who are smarter than you; satire, when you make fun of people who are richer than you; and burlesque, when you make fun of both while taking your clothes off."

"Democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There was never a democracy that did not commit suicide."