garykoelling

"Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to."

"the art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook"

"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."

"Properly speaking a man has as many social selves as there are individuals who recognize him."

"I'm not getting paid much for staying alive but it's good experience."